When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen
Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2
US he wrote it in his personal Diary. A Tabloid in US
got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from
his
diary.
Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR namedDOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great
sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and
SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with
excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were
only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat
decided to INSTALL RAM as his
successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was
once offered a boon
by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this
opportunity at the
instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and
insisted that her son
Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to
the forest for 14
years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed
through DOS-rat and he
collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest
and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN
with his brother. The
forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR
of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she
proposed that he
should marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving
'C'ta to be the
SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping,
SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka ,where RAW-van, moved by
TRAN-SISTOR's plight,
approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED
himself into the form
of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest.
Finally, tired of
chase, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last breath,
cried out
desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man
to his brother's
aid. Catching the opportunity ,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta
from her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing
'C'ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev
and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS
SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
tried to 'EXCITE'
the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS'
(Insects) and tried
to 'INFO SEEK. something about 'C'ta. Some of them
even shouted'YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUNDMESSAGES'.
Several other SEARCH
techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy
TECHNOLOGY and used
it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN
DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN
found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN
used a LOGIN ID
(ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING
THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK'
MESSAGE to
RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around
'C'tacaptured Ha-NEUMAN and
tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread
chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily
pressed ESCAPE from
LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUSMESSAGES to RAM and
SU-greev. RAW-wan
decided to take the all-powerful RAM head-on and
prepared for the
battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED
RAM &LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some
ACTIVE-X gradients
and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE
CODE secrets of
RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence
on earth. After the
battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and
other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every
one lived happily ever
after.
ஒரு கடிதம் எழுதினேன், என் உயிரை அனுப்பினேன். தனது கூட்டணி வெற்றி பெற்றவுடன் நேரில் சென்று வாழ்த்து சொன்ன கலைஞர், இலங்கை தமிழர் பிரச்சனைக்காக தந்தி அடித்தார். இப்போது தமிழக மீனவர்களுக்காக கடிதம் எழுதுகிறார் மாண்பு மிகு தமிழக முதல்வர்.
